February 2012
2 posts
22. Inspired by that last question: Take Care of...
You’re important. Make sure you’re happy. Not to imply the last anon isn’t. It just reminded me that I don’t always talk about the YOU in the relationship, I guess because I always think it’s assumed that you look out for yourself in a relationship. If you’re happy, keep at it. Or work at it, if there are some shortcomings, but ultimately. When it comes down to...
Anonymous asked: If your boy friend gets mad easily. How do you control what you say or joke to make him not made anymore?
June 2011
1 post
21. (Submission) Don't expect him to pay for...
I know too many good guys who end up going out with a potential or current Girlfriend and they pause at a top they love, sigh and say “wow this is soooo cute! but I don’t have the money for it.” looks to guy and flutters lashes. Now cause he’s a nice guy he pulls out his wallet to see her smile, but as soon as his cash runs low or he CAN’T pull out his wallet she...
August 2010
3 posts
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20. No Joint Facebook Accounts
Really? REALLY?
There are couples that share a Facebook account?
This is more married couples, I guess, but REALLY?
I saw one, and I was in awe.
Before, I had only heard of them in myth, but they do in fact exist.
So, when you’re married, you’re no longer separate beings? You are one entity?
I’m not a fan of the whole, one person completing you thing.
I believe...
Feel like teaching the world a lesson?
You know what to do!
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19. No Facebook Hacking
Oh, he left his Facebook on? Don’t be a fucking idiot. Kindly log him off.
There is NO need for: “I love my girlfriend” “My girlfriend is so pretty” Or any of that insecure, boasty shit.
It’s not cute, it’s stupid.
Make a deal with a friend. Have them slap you if you ever do it. Slap you hard.
Make sure it leaves a mark.
So you remember that...
December 2009
1 post
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18. No "X amount of things you should know about...
For example:
“Pick her up like in the Notebook and kiss her” “Sit on top of her and tell her how much you lover her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her” “take her for long walks at night” ”call or text her every night to wish her sweet dreams” and so on.
We’ve all seen them, we’ve all read them. And...
November 2009
17 posts
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17. You are NOT Dating Yet!
No assuming that you’re boyfriend and girlfriend after one date. Even if you’ve kissed. We don’t care if it was magical, unless you’ve discussed it, or both inferred that this is an exclusive relationship between the two of you, you are merely seeing each other. Testing the waters to see if you mesh, not immediately and indefinitely attached to one another. If you really...
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16. No Bitching Without Purpose
If you’re having a talk or argument, talk about the problem. Don’t go throwing his hygiene in there, or cussing to make your point, because it won’t work. Have an end that you would like to work towards, and focus on that, or nothing will be solved and you’ve just wasted each other’s time.
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15. No Magazine Quizzes
We’ve all taken at least one or two, but avoid taking the ‘relationship health’ ones. Even if you’re joking, you may not like the answer you get. Every relationship is different, so it’s not like they can really generalise. If you have to, HAVE to take the quiz, don’t tell him the results. He doesn’t believe in the mumbo jumbo of Cosmo and neither should...
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14. No Acting Mad When He Doesn't Know What He Did
Cut the guy a break. He doesn’t know what he did to piss you off, and he’s not going to figure it out from you giving him the silent treatment. Be a big girl, and tell him what’s wrong. No one wants to date a 5 year old brat.
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13. No Talking About Your Exes
You hate it when he mentions his, so why mention yours? Especially early on. We’ve all done it, and felt guilty after.
Look, no guy wants your baggage, so leave it at the door. At least for a while, anyways.
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12. * No Ditching Friends for Boys
This, ladies, is the Golden Rule we should all live by.
There are exceptions, like you’ve know him longer than you have the girls, but for the most part, it’s in bad taste to ditch your girls for your guy. We all know it. Most of these rules we already know, we just never listen. We can’t help it. It’s practically instinct to make relationship fools of ourselves, but if...
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11. No On Again / Off Again Bull
There are very simple guidelines to keeping this in check
You are afforded one break up and get back together
One more is allowed after a period of growth. We recommend a year +
Just like the Facebook relationship status couple, no one likes the on and off again couple. They annoy us.
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10. Keep Your Mouth Shut
If he doesn’t want it repeated to the girlfriends, respect him for it. We hear girls complain constantly about boys and their ‘locker’ talk when girls are just as bad. As desperately as you want to report back to the group, if he asks you to keep it on the down low, keep your mouth shut. Same goes for what your girlfriends tell you. It’s not your place to tell the boyfriend...
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9. No PDA In Front Of Friends
It’s rude, and gross, and can really depress friends if they’re single. Keep it to yourselves.. and the back of the movie theatre.
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8. No Trying To Make Him Jealous
In regards to the previous rule, just because you can look, doesn’t mean you need to rub it in. We know, we know. It feels so good when he thinks every other guy that grabs your attention is a potential threat, but it’s not like it’s a feeling they like. Yeah, you can off-handedly mention how super hot Christian Ronaldo looked in those soccer (or football depending where...
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7. No Double Standards
You can’t whine about them checking out another girl, then check a guy out 5 minutes later. No, hun, it doesn’t work like that. Either you both get to window shop, or neither of you do. Girls complain about equality? Well there it is. Equal opportunity for all.
However, if the checking out turns to staring and turns into gawking, give him a light slap. Snap him out of it and remind...
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6. No Stupid Questions
You’ve all done it.
“Am I fat?” “Do you think she’s prettier than me?”
Ok, obviously you’re a bit insecure about it. So why ask? I made the mistake of asking one guy I was dating if he thought I was beautiful. His response? “I like.. parts of you.” Needless to say, the relationship was over a few hours later.
Look, either you’re...
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5. No Jealousy Without Cause
Ladies, please. He is allowed to have female friends, just like you can have male friends. Don’t lie. You know when something’s up. If you have total reason to believe he’s into her, or she’s into him, say something, but if you know they’re just friends, don’t be a bitch. Leave him to it. As long as he’s not hiding it, you’ve got nothing to worry...
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4. No Facebook Relationship Drama
We all know that couple who takes up the entirety of our news feed. And we all hate them. No one wants to be that couple, so we’ve come up with a list of BIG no nos. It includes, but is not limited to:
No ‘it’s complicated.’ You’re either in a relationship or you’re not. Deal with it.
No loving / heart broken lyrics to express how you feel. More than half the...
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3. No Constant Calls When He Doesn't Pick Up
You all know you do it. He’s busy. Leave him a alone. You’re just annoying him.
Same goes for texts.
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2. No Stupid Phone Crap
You all know what we’re talking about.
“You hang up.” “No you hang up.”
“I love you.” “I love you more”
Puke
Please, for the well being of all of us, just don’t.
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1. No Monthaversaries
Go ahead, congratulate yourselves, high five at 6 months, but no presents. It’s silly and unnecessary.