The Girlfriend Code

Consider these merely suggestions.
Incredibly strong suggestions, that you shoud memorise and be able to list off in chronological order when asked.
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DISCLAIMER:
We are not responsible for your relationship failures. If it didn't work out, it's not meant to be. This does not work for all relationships, this is just the shit that pisses us off. Take it witha grain of salt.