4. No Facebook Relationship Drama
We all know that couple who takes up the entirety of our news feed. And we all hate them. No one wants to be that couple, so we’ve come up with a list of BIG no nos. It includes, but is not limited to:
- No ‘it’s complicated.’ You’re either in a relationship or you’re not. Deal with it.
- No loving / heart broken lyrics to express how you feel. More than half the people on your friends list DON’T CARE. If you need to talk about it, talk to your closest girlfriends. Don’t share it with the entire internet. You’re just pissing everybody off. Honestly, no lyrics in general.. They annoy us.
- No heartbroken messages. We get it. You broke up, it’s sad. But you’re making the rest of us feel bad for enjoying life!
- No “I <3 u” “I love you” “I luv you” or any other variation of it. Anything you wouldn’t say to / infront of everybody on your friends list, don’t post as your status. No one need to know how ‘in love’ you are.
- Finally, constant relationship status changes. “Jane is single” “Jane is in a relationship.” “Jane is single” “Jane is in a complicated relationship” Jane. STFU.
Got more to add? We’d love to hear about it!
