19. No Facebook Hacking
Oh, he left his Facebook on? Don’t be a fucking idiot. Kindly log him off.
There is NO need for:
“I love my girlfriend”
“My girlfriend is so pretty”
Or any of that insecure, boasty shit.
It’s not cute, it’s stupid.
Make a deal with a friend. Have them slap you if you ever do it. Slap you hard.
Make sure it leaves a mark.
So you remember that it’s not cute. Just really. Really. Dumb.
