20. No Joint Facebook Accounts
Really? REALLY?
There are couples that share a Facebook account?
This is more married couples, I guess, but REALLY?
I saw one, and I was in awe.
Before, I had only heard of them in myth, but they do in fact exist.
So, when you’re married, you’re no longer separate beings? You are one entity?
I’m not a fan of the whole, one person completing you thing.
I believe we’re all whole, and the people we love are embellishments. I don’t mean to say they’re accessories, just that they make us into something else. Something a bit more. It’s not completing, it’s adding to.
As a couple, I doubt you have ALL the same friends, all the same interests. A joint Facebook account seems like “I don’t trust my husband not to flirt with his old girlfriends on Facebook, so now we share a password”
Maybe that’s just me.
But if this were you, well YOU’D be writing this, now wouldn’t you?


